Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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