Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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