- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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