- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Connor is homo

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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