What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what kind of dog can tiptoe

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Justin Bieber.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Vote this down and get DOXED

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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