- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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