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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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