- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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