what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What is 9+10? 19

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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