why do mexicans get made fun of

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Pickles are moist.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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