- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

can you pass the soap?

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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