- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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