- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

the NAACP

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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