- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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