- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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