- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

You were born.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

The WPGA tour

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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