Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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can you touch your toes? no

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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