So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Rush Limbaugh

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Penis

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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