a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Balls

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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