- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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