- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Your sex life.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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