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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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A car walks into a bar.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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