- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

A man died.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What do you call an arab ?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

how do you win a game try your best

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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