- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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