Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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gingers

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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