Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Anti Joke

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