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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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