why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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