- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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