- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Microwave

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

WOMENS RIGHTS

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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