Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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