- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

How old is victor? Half past dead

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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