- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

aodhan hearty

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

gingers

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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