- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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