Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What black and has children A black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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