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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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