- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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