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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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