Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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