- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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