- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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