- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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