Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

tim has no humor

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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