- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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