- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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