- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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