Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

The holocaust

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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