What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

the WNBA

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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