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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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