Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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