An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

9/11

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Caroline Kelly.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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