Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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