- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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