Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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can you pass the soap?

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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