If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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