What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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mental kid

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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