- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Equal rights!

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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