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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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