- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

123 f*ck off

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

my wife out of the kitchen

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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