A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Praise Paisley

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im gay

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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