- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A child walks into a classroom.

Balls

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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