- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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