Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Charlie Sheen

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

an american walks out of a strip club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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