What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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