- Anti Joke

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

sky's sty

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.