- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

It was a beautiful day. Face.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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