- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

So a seal walks into a club.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

PIED NINNY!

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Yanter, Look it up

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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