i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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