- Anti Joke

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A drunk guy walks into a car

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes