- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

what's white and sticky semen

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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