- Anti Joke

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.