How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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