What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Smelly Indians.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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