- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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How high is the sky? True or False

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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