- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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