a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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I C U P White stuff

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Horse.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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