- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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