- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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