- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

What's red, blue & green all over?

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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