Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

You know what's natural? Bears.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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