How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Vote this down and get DOXED

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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