What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

thumb_up thumb_down -26

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

thumb_up thumb_down -26

XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops