Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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