yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

a man was shot.... he died

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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