- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

If life gives you lemonade.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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