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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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