Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Your Mom!!!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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