- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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