- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A Fat Kenyan

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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