- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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