- Anti Joke

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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