I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Beka has AIDS

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Patriarchy.

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