- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people eat? Food.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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