how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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