- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

White men's rights

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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