Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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