- Anti Joke

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

82 What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.