why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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