What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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