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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What do black people eat? Food.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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