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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

What stops a train? A missile

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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