- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

my wife out of the kitchen

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Please don't shoot me

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What did the old man say? Im old

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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