Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why so serious ?

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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