What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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