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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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