- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

stinky boner

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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