Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

hard cheese

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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