- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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