- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

i found waldo.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

you see theres this guy.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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