- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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