- Anti Joke

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."