- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Jordan is pregant

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A guy at a baseball game....

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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