- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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