- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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