- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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