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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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