How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

woman's rights

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

I? Everett

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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