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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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