What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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A sober Irish individual.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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