Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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