- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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