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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

scientology.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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