- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

All of these jokes are about white people

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

the economy.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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