- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

America

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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